You know what job you just had to have in the magical fantasy world you live in?

Package delivery. Fucking package delivery. And because somebody screwed up somewhere, now you're travelling twice your normal route to the middle of bumbfuck nowhere to get a druid some roots.

What even is a druid, anyway? They're like, crazy old tree hermits, right? They'd never be a giant, hunky, dreamy, endearingly awkward bear of a man. That's not a thing, surely.

Originally posted to GWA on 18/01/24

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